[ THERE IT IS!!! THERE IT IS!!! THERE IT IS!! THERE IT IS!!! OH MY GOD!!! YEAH!!! YEAAAAHHH!!!!! YEAH!! YEAH!! YEAH!! YEAH!!!!!! YEAHAHAHAAH!!! I FOUND IT! IF OUND IT!!! I FOUND IT!!! I FOUND IT!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!! I FOUND IT FINALLY!!! YEAAAHHH!!!! OH MY GOD!! OH YM GOD!!! ]

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(originally from mabelsguide)


(Source: sharmo6a, via sometimelow)

(originally from sharmo6a)

dogesexual:

the thug life only chose me because i lied in my application

(Source: dumbpost, via nurseblonda-deactivated20140816)

(originally from dumbpost)

misandristsextips:

A good way to break the ice is to show him that you two have things in common. If a random dude grabs your ass and tells you that he just couldn’t help himself, rip his eyes from their sockets to show him that you lack self-control sometimes as well.

(via larrysmint)

(originally from misandristsextips)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

kanrkri:

aloiss-haunted-booty-shorts:

What if you kept the horse mask 24/7 while raising the child and they thought they were raised by a horse human hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took the mask off

That’s a great idea

no one on tumblr should ever become parents

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

kanrkri:

aloiss-haunted-booty-shorts:

What if you kept the horse mask 24/7 while raising the child and they thought they were raised by a horse human hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took the mask off

That’s a great idea

no one on tumblr should ever become parents

(Source: thedailywhat, via ninihoho-deactivated20130825)

(originally from thedailywhat)

(originally from sadanimeprincess)

portablemiah:

i cant remember anything from ages 1 to 2. man i must have been so wasted

(via beyoncebeytwice)

(originally from portablemiah)

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes

(Source: vaspim3, via ninihoho-deactivated20130825)

(originally from vaspim3)

16

Oct

94

(originally from whatafuckinfamilypicture)

halfasiangirlproblems:

#4e5054, #272727, #282828, #292929, #2b2b2b, #2c2c2c, #2e2e2e, #313131, #323232, #343434, #353535, #373737, #393939, #3a3a3a, #3c3c3c, #3f3f3f, #404040, #424242, #444444, #454545, #474747, #484848, #4a4a4a, #4b4b4b, #4d4d4d, #4e4e4e, #505050, #515151, #535353, #565656, #575757, #585858, #595959, #5b5b5b, #5c5c5c, #5e5e5e, #616161, #626262, #646464, #656565, #676767, #6a6a6a, #6b6b6b, #6c6c6c, #6d6d6d, #6f6f6f, #727272, #737373, #757575, #767676

(Source: uuiiioo, via bring1dtomyvagina-deactivated20)

(originally from uuiiioo)

satan:

rlyhigh:

and then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.”

don’t fucking put words into my mouth you little shit

(Source: followgram.me, via fuckyesliampayne)

(originally from rlyhigh)




lyfesux:

Dramatic reading of some poor teens whose jimmies were… rustled…to say the least.

(via beyoncebeytwice)

(originally from lyfesux)

16

Oct

59
(originally from noneedtocallmesirprofessor)

hamstergonewild:

theblackvegan:

you have just begun reading the sentence you just finished reading

(via datsenseofhumor)

(originally from theblackvegan)


Seems legit

Seems legit

(via infectedby1d)

(originally from niknak79)


pitbull to my erection
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